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I think that it would be very interesting if you were to have a Carlfield comic strip in which Carlfield must confront the ways his beloved lasagna is made. He would be disgusted at first, but he would realize that there is no reason to be discomforted by this, and understand that he always knew that his lasagna would be made like this. Seeing it makes no difference. This realization could also potentially spur Carlfield into understanding why his hatred of Mondays is illogical—he is a cat, not a human. Human logic does not matter to him.
I do not require credit for use of my idea.
Thank you,
Hav Kerloe (owner of Kerloe Fishery)
I place the letter in an envelope, then attach the requisite postage stamps to the envelope. I wonder how I will find out where to send this letter for it to reach John David. I don't use the internet, so looking it up there would not be possible. I decide that I will ask the next person I communicate with to search it for me.
I take the letter and a pen and place them in my pocket. I then take my keys and exit my apartment.
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A strange place to put this, is it not? You're detracting from the story.I'm reading. Was that not assumed? You have attempted to speak to me here in the past.That's because you were attempting to bait me with insults. I have no intention of repeating the same non-conversations for the rest of my life. (edited)Yes. However, I was planning to go back to reading anyway. I was simply asking of you to continue the story. I quite enjoy listening to his perspective on various matters, so long as they do not concern impossible wish fulfilment like that Carlfield comic he requested. His Chapter 8 has been consistently the least interesting of his chapters so far.













































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































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What are you doing? This is not where these things are supposed to go.Ah.So this is another one of your taunts? It's certainly more inspired than the last, but it's still wholly undeserved.Do you expect me to play myself?Is carrying over my confusion truly necessary?Sean is the correct spelling. If you were told out loud that a man's name was Sean, you would spell it out as Sean. It does not make sense to assume otherwise. This is a perfectly reasonable assumption.I am aware of this.This detail is still pointless to include.You have resulted to insults once again. I cannot have a reasonable discussion with you if you just behave like this.This is simply petty.I was being polite. No reasonable person would come out with such an insult the second they entered. Must you take everything I do in the harshest light you can consider? I am not a villain.I found it necessary. I would continue to argue that it was. Laying out events as they happened with no stated argument is not an argument in and of itself. You need to use your own words to say something.I did not say this. Are you attempting to rewrite history?As he says, this does not matter. I give him advice. I do not give him a personal story first. I would have had no reason to say this.I do not have a daughter. This did not happen.In a sense, I had a son. But he is still alive and appears far from suicidal. This fiction you're creating adds nothing and means nothing.There. We return to reality. You had no need to invent that piece of the conversation.Do I truly have to explain how this description is in bad faith?Can I say this part?I will take that as a yes.I, FB, looked around for what to do. In all honesty, I had very little idea what I was doing. It may be hard to tell, but I have never truly understood what methods of communication most deem acceptable. Very few people exist who can relate to my feelings or tolerate me for long. I'm not personally offended by this. I find it usual. I don't particularly enjoy talking to most people either. But still... I had to say something. I looked at the TV and saw that game. Despite the fact that this apartment was someone's home... It was the only thing I saw that felt truly lived in."There are... A lot of video games in the world." That's what I said to him.He didn't understand what I meant. It was typical. I could see in his eyes that he searching for meaning in my words... But their precise nature was lost on him. So I continued."You enjoy this game, don't you? Like many others, you're enamored by pressing buttons you're told have meaning. Perhaps... Life is like a video game. Trying hard to beat the stage... All while still collecting coins. But there are many games in this world. Many people build their own fantastic worlds to search for meaning they haven't found on their own. Sometimes, meaning they simply don't want to accept. While everyone's end goal may be to enjoy the life they've been made for, people still try to find as many meanings as they can. They live life searching and searching and searching... Do you know why?"He shook his head."Because people are made to live. As long as you want to be happy... You will reach that happiness. It's all a matter of perspective and willingness."You can take the rest from here.That remains to be seen.If you wish to insult me with what you consider a failure, you should at the very least make sure of the consequences.Regardless of what I did, his life would have gone the same way no matter what. He has not been provided with a choice meaningful enough to change where he will end up. No one has. All I have done is provided him with a more enjoyable perspective as he goes about his days.If I may ask, why did you let me tell that part? There was no benefit to you fulfilling my request. You obviously knew these events well enough on your own.I see. All of this just to get a reaction out of me. What a giant waste of your time.At my age, I have no particular care for time. I've done everything I was made to do. All I'm left with now is maintenance.My life can end whenever it so desires. It's of no particular concern to me.I suppose that too, remains to be seen.





























































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































